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I have spent these last two days completely on my own, not leaving my home. It's been most pleasant. I didn't watch television either.

I wasn't alone on 25 December, though. I'm not that hardcore.

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Enough words for the time being.

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Retired blogger Itelli has asked me to spread the word about this mistreatment of an innocent woman by Greek police:

http://policeviolence.blogspot.com/2008/12/woman-arrested-and-attacked-by-greek.html

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I smashed it up with a hammer.

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I'm on your side.

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Do you take your clothes off when you have a bath?

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Peace was has been declared in the war between the people who prefer showers and the people who prefer baths.

Hostilities have been soaking, with whole bathrooms thoroughly drenched. The scatter-gun tactics of the Showerhead Artillery were initially very effective, but lately the Armoured Bath Divisions have been advancing closer and closer to the watertank.

At the peace summit in Avon today it was declared that the thing to do was to lie in a full bath, then turn on the shower attachment above it, so that you can actually enjoy the benefits of a bath and the benefits of a shower at the same time.

The respective presidents of both factions celebrated by jumping into a bath-plus-shower together. A celebratory concert is being planned, featuring Gilbert O'Sullivan, Johnny Hallyday and The Simon Park Orchestra, who are reforming specially for the occasion. "This is a tremendous day, for bath enthusiasts and shower enthusiasts alike," said Felicity Kendal.

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Question: When you are filling up your tub in readiness for a bath, do you initially just turn on the hot tap, then add some cold water at a later stage, or do you turn both taps on at the very start of the operation?

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Death: 'Would you like some pudding?'
Knight: 'Lets listen to Boney M.'

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My subjective consciousness desires your subjective consciousness. They must meet, touch, merge, tear apart, make love, fight, consume each other.